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EL ARCHITINO, being the gracious leader that he is, thaks sebastian and pepe for their kind (yet obvious) words.
heil EL ARCHITINO indeed….
EL ARCHITINO would like to add with dismay that he is unable to attend the opening of the exhibition due to it being high tide (which means he cannot get out of his offices situated on the banks of the poddle) he will however attempt to attend later today in a low key public appearance without his entourage of hookers.
obviously EL ARCHITINO’s scheme would join these two. EL ARCHITINO has taken the liberty of redesigning his scheme in light of the discrepencies in the morals of the DDDA.
always one to push the limits of architectural theory, technology and to question the role of architecture in society today, EL ARCHITINO feels that this tower has latent potential that has gone unrecognised by most entrants and the unambitious DDDA/U2 collaberation.
EL ARCHITINO now proposes a platinum statue of himself equivalent to 345 stories in height which will straddle the mouth of the river liffey. EL ARCHITINO is aware of the original height restrictions of the competition but feels that the organisers are sniffiling peasents and has opted to disregard their guidlines for site, height and progam.
EL ARCHITINO’s QS deartment have informed him that a solid platinum statue of this size may be beyond the budget of the scheme and advised EL ARCHITINO to reconsider. EL ARCHITINO has fired his entire QS department for their insolence.
EL ARCHITINO feels that this project will be a welcome addition to the skyline of dublin and the surrounding counties.
EL ARCHITINO would like to make it public knowledge that mrs lister is a crack whore.
although this has been known to EL ARCHITINO for quite some years now, he is not one to gossip. however, when mrs lister tries to belittle a man of EL ARCHITINO’s social standing and intellectual genius, he was brought past the limits of indifference.
mrs lister (EL ARCHITINO is very surprised you are now married) spent much of the 80’s and early 90’s selling tail and chicken head to feed her crack addiction (EL ARCHITINO has had first hand experience of these matters when he worked for a brief time as an undercover detective, in a similar veign to james bond).
EL ARCHITINO is sorry that it has come to this but mrs lister has forced it into the public domain through her own actions.
EL ARCHITINO will also be sueing mrs lister and her new family into a situation that they will all revert to being crack whores. also the pathetic sites of squiggle and biro web will soon be insinuated in a child porn ring and shut down.
good day.
EL ARCHITINO is happy to see a reproduction of his art on this campaign poster. although he doesnt care about anyone else but himself, EL ARCHITINO can see no repercussions for himself over this campaign. EL ARCHITINO is so wealthy and powerful that any attempts to sue him over aleged involvement would result in both the DDDA and U2 being crushed like the relatvie flies they are.
EL ARCHITINO hopes this protest turns into a nasty and degrading scuffle between protesters and security guards.EL ARCHITINO also hopes that there will be ample amounts of cheap wine at the opening.
EL ARCHITINO is happy to see a reproduction of his art on this campaign poster. although he doesnt care about anyone else but himself, EL ARCHITINO can see no repercussion for himself over this campaign.
in spite of EL ARCHITINO’s massive abilities to percieve and understand, the meaning of this message from sw101 perplexes him somewhat.
EL ARCHITINO is always on the look out for young fresh blood to invigorate his tremendous practice (this is not to suggest for one second that EL ARCHITINO’s finger is ever anywhere but firmly on the pulse).
EL ARCHITINO has made it clear that young sebastian may embody the charecteristics EL ARCHITINO seeks in his workers: the ability to type on a keyboard and blind aligence to a megolamaniac (used in the most positive sense of the word).
if young sebastian, or any other like minded subordinants wish to work for EL ARCHITINO email his IT dept at: ELARCHITINO@hotmail.com
a portfolio of images of childhood drawings of EL ARCHITINO with certificates of authenticity and a 203 word essay on the topic “the world without EL ARCHITINO” should be added.
EL ARCHITINO is not in the habit of emailing strangers, what with all those paedophiles around masquerading as architects in chat rooms.
EL ARCHITINO’s I.T. dept. suggest you contact them through EL ARCHITINO’s profile on this site.EL ARCHITINO is in the process of making his own show “EL ARCHITINO plays russian roulete live on tv” it consits of EL ARCHITINO in his white suede suit, surrounded by she-males playing at a roulette table in moscow. the show will be broadcast live for one hour with no sound. the last 2 minutes will cosist of derren brown being tied up sat on the roulette wheel, spun around and then set on fire.
EL ARCHITINO would like to remind you that the images he presents free of charge on this website are not cartoons. they are created using a sophisticated combination of various 3d visualisation programs, overlay plug ins and photographic packages.
despite EL ARCHITINO’s vast wealth, he does not have any legitimate copies of these programmes. the publishing of his images would leave him open to massive fines by computer companies (which EL ARCHITINO could easily afford).
also, as EL ARCHITINO’s designs are prohibitably complex and subtle, the potential audience would not be sufficient.
EL ARCHITINO has considered the idea of a witty comment on a t-shirt and has come to the conclusion that this is a vulgar approach to the situation.
EL ARCHITINO proposes an alternative and perhaps more subtle way of expressing the dismay of the architectural comunity to the DDDA. the entire area of dublin docklands should be carpet bombed repeatedly until it is a pile of dust. then we will acquire as many signatures from the public to put pressure on the DDDA to reveal the real winner (which is of course EL ARCHITINO).
EL ARCHITINO has amassed a formidable fleet of B52 bombers and eurofighter jets in case this situation ever arose.
EL ARCHITINO’s irish office is located on the banks of the river poddle. the views are beautiful but EL ARCHITINO finds it difficult to keep his white suede suit clean whilst getting to and from the office.
EL ARCHITINO will not divulge the exact address as he is wary of people stealing his ideas in a manner akin to the film mission impossible. EL ARCHITINO will however, consider your request b.ray.EL ARCHITINO will slap anything, anywhere.
EL ARCHITINO is of the opinion that the murray o laoire building is a masterpiece. it bears a striking resembelance to EL ARCHITINO’s own scheme for a music school in co letrim beside the river shannon. except EL ARCHITINO predicted that it would cost 450 million euro and it actually cost 100,000 euro.
well done murray o laoire from your mentor: EL ARCHITINO
EL ARCHITINO has already made it clear that the sole purpose of these windows is to make the original pyramids seem insignificant in relation to EL ARCHITINO’s great new edifice.
the suggestion that the phenomenally talented EL ARCHITINO would run in a competition alongside plebs like arnold schwartzneeger is liablous. EL ARCHITINO is currently seeking legal advice on whether or not to take legal action on this matter.
little do people know that heneghan peng originally worked for EL ARCHITINO on the ejyptian museum competition. but EL ARCHITINO’s ideas scared the youngsters, so the partnership had to be dissolved.
EL ARCHITINO proposed to echo the ejyptians efforts in a contemporay way. by building a pyramid 138 times the size of the great pyramid. this expostion of modern engineering would belittle the pathetic attempts of the ancient civilisation and show that they were not so great after all. the use of ginormously oversized domestic style windows would result in a play on scale, heightening the pitifully undersized “great”pyramids.
the new pyramid would be topped by a christian cross. this, along with a permanent shadow cast over the old pyramids would act as a commentary on the ridiculous practice of worshiping the sun.
EL ARCHITINO predicts that within a few weeks no-one will care about the old pyramids and it could be re used for a television arial.EL ARCHITINO’s linguistics department has informed him that the word rofl is not farmiliar to them..
EL ARCHITINO thanks you for the praise of his visuals but would remind you these are not simply drawings but a composite of maya, autocad, photoshop and many unreleased render plug-in packages which accentuate the photorealism of the images
