Re: Re: solution to the jobs crisis

Presumably to be sung by Damien Dempsey? It’s his voice that I hear when reading those words.

What would the updated version look like?

I can fix a PC,
I can answer a phone,
I can make presentations,
In an even tone,
I can hedge your funds,
I can provide ‘solutions’,
Just give me a lash,
Bring on the revolution!