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      Paul Clerkin
      Keymaster

      One loving and only slightly demented cat…

      we have been told we have to get rid of our sweet furry Bijou or be evicted…and it breaks my heart to have to give her away but I don’t think we have any choice…

      so if anybody loves cats and would like a cat who:

      – has more personality than Eamon Dunphy
      – is still a baby, well, is under a year anywho
      – is fully house trained and her dumps smell of roses
      – has lost his/her balls and so has slight identity crisis
      – eats only dry food and hates those expensive pouches (really she won’t eat them posh pouches – she thinks they are poo and tries to bury them)
      – hates the rolling stones
      – likes carrying slippers around in her mouth
      – gets great amusement out of paper bags
      – is very cuddly and purrs like an angel, though if you try to pet her tummy she can bite like the divil
      – gets very excited over spilled milk

    • #738384
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      That is a pity that you have to give your cat away. Sounds like where ever you are living is very strict. I cannot think how someone could have a problem with someone have a cat in their place of residence.

    • #738385
      Paul Clerkin
      Keymaster

      problem came up when neighbours moved out…they had cats and though the house was thoroughly cleaned after they left they couldn’t get all the cat hair out. The new tenant was allergic…he moved out after a week and the landlord was not pleased….so we were told to get rid of ours immediately…

    • #738386
      Paul Clerkin
      Keymaster

      The other thing aout this cat is that I’m convinced that it sees dead people – it stares at the stairs sometimes, or over your shoulder as if watching someone.

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