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  • #726221
    gunter
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    @Tuborg wrote:

    That cropped Havelock Square end certainly gives the stadium quite a strange shape when viewed from the air!

    You were going to say bed pan weren’t you and then you thought better of it and decided to say ‘strange’ instead;)

    #726222
    Anonymous
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    @Tuborg wrote:

    That cropped Havelock Square end certainly gives the stadium quite a strange shape when viewed from the air!

    On the whole, it’s going to be a terrific venue for Irish sport but unfortunately theres no getting away from the fact that the capacity is just too small!! ๐Ÿ™

    I’d say the plan is to buy up the properties behind the Havelock Square end over time and complete the stadium properly at a later date. At least – that should be the plan!
    If followed through, one would imagine this would increase the capacity to somewhere between 60,000 and 65,000. For me, this would be just about the right size.

    #726223
    murrmurr
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    It does look like a toilet seat.

    let’s meet at the seat for the match ๐Ÿ˜›

    #726224
    Tuborg
    Participant

    @gunter wrote:

    You were going to say bed pan weren’t you and then you thought better of it and decided to say ‘strange’ instead;)

    I didn’t want to compare our new national stadium to a piss pot, but you can’t deny theres a resemblance there! ๐Ÿ™‚

    #726225
    PaulC
    Participant

    Let’s hope Ireland aren’t shit in it!!:D

    #726226
    Paul Clerkin
    Keymaster

    thats a piss poor attempt at humour

    #726227
    alonso
    Participant

    Pity the Brazil game isn’t there. I reckon the midfield partnership of Kaka and Dudu would really suit the new place

    (sorry folks but that’s the winner ๐Ÿ˜‰ )

    #726228
    Paul Clerkin
    Keymaster

    i suppository it is

    #726229
    wearnicehats
    Participant

    it kind of looks like that, at some stage in the design process, the site location fell between two stools

    #726230
    tommyt
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    @alonso wrote:

    Pity the Brazil game isn’t there. I reckon the midfield partnership of Kaka and Dudu would really suit the new place

    (sorry folks but that’s the winner ๐Ÿ˜‰ )

    I’d say you were a bit flushed after squeezing out that nugget:o

    #726231
    Bluetonic
    Participant

    @Tuborg wrote:

    I didn’t want to compare our new national stadium to a piss pot, but you can’t deny theres a resemblance there! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Of course it’s not our national stadium, our national sports along with a host of others can’t be played there.

    #726232
    foremanjoe
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    These puns are driving me potty.

    #726233
    johnglas
    Participant

    Presumably the design can cope with blockages as well as sudden evacuations.

    #726234
    PaulC
    Participant

    I am so sorry for starting this!

    #726235
    publicrealm
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    It works at both ends.

    Believe it or not the em.. ‘evacuation passages’ in the stadium are technically known as vomitaria.

    In an emergency, the stadium is designed for 50,000 people to be evacuated through these vomitaria in about 8 minutes I think. Visions from The Exorcist come to mind.

    #726236
    cormacshaw
    Participant

    @PaulC wrote:

    I am so sorry for starting this!

    I don’t get that one.:confused:

    #726237
    PLKARCH
    Participant

    You should never poo poo a good pun.

    #726238
    dermot_trellis
    Participant

    New ground level photos of the Potty Bowl!:

    More exterior ones on the development site:
    http://www.lrsdc.ie/gallery/singlecategory.asp?PCID=130

    It’s certainly looking truss-o-riffic and they hang very close over the top tier of seats, time will tell whether it ends up looking clunky and over-engineered or whether all that steel skeleton adds something to the character of the place.

    #726239
    Global Citizen
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    Far too much toilet humour going on here. I don’t want to go through the motions.
    But with only 50,000 bums on seats it looks like money down the drain.

    I’ll get my coat.
    Just point me to the nearest vomiteria :rolleyes:

    #726240
    foremanjoe
    Participant

    What happens when Ronan O’Gara (or Johnny Sexton) kicks a Garryowen in this stadium?
    I can see the whole upper tier of spectators suffering whiplash trying to follow the flight of the ball.
    Very disappointed with those trusses, there must have been a more discreet method of implementing them but it was probably more expensive and deemed not to be worthwhile.

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