The act of sucking ass abounds amongst staff, standards, and miasma in D.I.T. It's not their fault. Its society and circumstance and a possible deficiency of anything clever or original being said around them.
I'd like to open the thread to alternatives to the phrase "sucking ass".
Synonyms: abate, bankrupt, bleed, bleed white, catheterize, consume, debilitate, decrease, deplete, devitalize, diminish, dissipate, divert, draft, draw off, drink up, dry, empty, evacuate, exhaust, expend, fatigue, filter off, finish, free from, gulp down, impoverish, lessen, milk, pump, pump out, quaff, reduce, sap, siphon, spend, strain, suck, suck dry, swallow, tap, tax, tire out, use up, waste, wear, wear down, weary, withdraw
Synonyms: blockhead, bonehead, dolt, donkey, dope, dunce, fool, halfwit, idiot, imbecile, jackass, jerk, nincompoop, nitwit, numskull, schmuck, simpleton, twerp, twit
Antonyms: brain, genius, sage
by derivation we could translate directly to "gulp down dope", which would of course necessitate some yoghurt like substance or a lack of tastebuds.
Alternatively, to "debilitate schmuck". well this could easily be done in D.I.T. One could use a chainsaw or stiff baguette to render inert the useless overpaid monkeys that wander the corridors. Or you could just ask them a question about their performance in confined quarters, and shazam!! watch them crumble before your very eyes.
Any other suggestions? I'm not one to swear, but unless an adequate replacement is found. "Sucking ass" could become part of my limited daily vocabulary. And the last thing i want is to learn anything that can sourced indirectly to D.I.T.