EL ARCHITINO once spent the night in a jail cell also, what was his crime i hear you ask?
"intent to mass bugger"
EL ARCHITINO was dumbfounded by these allegations and protested that he was merely teaching all those guys a lesson that they would never forget. nevertheless the filthy police had the brazen faced cheek to throw a demi-god of EL ARCHITINO's prowess into a stinking cell full of degenerants and itinerants. they stripped him of his gold suit and left him naked apart from his channel white suede 3-piece suit and his crocodile shoes.
but EL ARCHITINO was wise to this game. he had seen prison movies before and wasnt going to be anyones "bitch". so EL ARCHITINO buggered them all senseless, and got some nasty desieses in the process.
so the moral of the storey is, always carry small automatic weapons and/or high explosives on your person in case you see a policeman/woman.
EL ARCHITINO will send his formidable legal team to the high court this evening to demand the disbandment of the gardai with immediate effect, on your behalf pepe.
if EL ARCHITINO's demands are not met he will be forced to accept an out of court settlement of 1.6 trillion euro.